The rope swing!

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We felt like we were kids again!

Semi-successful first wakesurfing attempt

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Places to go before you die: Paria Canyon

This place is on the Arizona-Utah border, and demands to be seen firsthand.

Welcome to Hicksville!

I found this gem while passing through Iowa.

+10 to Midwest sophistication and +3 to keeping all remaining teeth.

Tried to be fancy...

and got owned by the toll road company Fastrak. (If you move away, don't try to stop automatic recharging from your credit card early and manually figure out how many tolls you can go through.)

Does that creepy poison butterfly in that Lunesta commercial bother anyone else? The very last thing I want when going to sleep is a creature hovering over my face.