Thursday, July 31, 2008
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Monday, July 21, 2008
How to save the earth
If human beings breathed less often, there would be less CO2. QED, yo.
Another solution would be to offset our carbon emissions with an equal amount of plants. You could wear a tray of plants around your neck. Heavier breathers could wear a larger tray.
Another solution would be to offset our carbon emissions with an equal amount of plants. You could wear a tray of plants around your neck. Heavier breathers could wear a larger tray.
Sunday, July 20, 2008
Awesome sentences
Over confidence and in particular the idea that we are special and will live a long life suggests the error is saving too much. Note that we also tend to think that our partner will be alive as well. My wife once asked me whether we were saving enough for "our" retirement. "Sure," I said, "don't forget one of us will probably die before the other and I'm not saving for your future husband." "Why," she replied with a sigh, "can't economists be more human?"
Saturday, July 19, 2008
If you're giving advice to someone falling out of love and you feel normal, telling them how to feel is completely wrong. Likewise, if you're giving advice to a depressed person, realize that they're in a completely different state than you. Give them time and send them strength.
(And yes, I know I've been a hypocrite in this area before.)
(And yes, I know I've been a hypocrite in this area before.)
To all the girls at the Irvine Spectrum
I don't actually need to see your shirt opened up and your bra exposed. If you're showing everything, I assume that you are deeply insecure (which is not a crime, but not being aware of it is). You're probably high maintenance, accustomed to crowds of weak men doing what you want them to do and lazy about actually carrying your weight in a relationship.
If you've got it, you don't need to show it. If you've got it, I'll be able to tell. Promise!
If you've got it, you don't need to show it. If you've got it, I'll be able to tell. Promise!
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